The polls are leaked online. The world is frozen in shock at the results. Obama and Romney come in at 1%. Winning by a landslide with 98% is horse_ebooks. A horse approaches the podium, ready for its inaugeration speech. A voice screeches I’LL SHOW YOU ALL MY BALLOON over the speakers. The audience bursts into tears of joy. Wild applause never seen before erupts everywhere. Lady Gaga cries. Jesus comes down to celebrate. The world is at peace.
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Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then they die a brutal, torturous death…
this is the fucking best descripition about the election omg
being in America and watching Americans vote for Romney is like being the smart friend in horror movies that nobody listens to
getting this next week
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