The polls are leaked online. The world is frozen in shock at the results. Obama and Romney come in at 1%. Winning by a landslide with 98% is horse_ebooks. A horse approaches the podium, ready for its inaugeration speech. A voice screeches I’LL SHOW YOU ALL MY BALLOON over the speakers. The audience bursts into tears of joy. Wild applause never seen before erupts everywhere. Lady Gaga cries. Jesus comes down to celebrate. The world is at peace.
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Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then they die a brutal, torturous death…
this is the fucking best descripition about the election omg
being in America and watching Americans vote for Romney is like being the smart friend in horror movies that nobody listens to
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So true!
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Want!
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getting this next week
k.
so.
i. kinda.
need.
this.
bed.
like. now…
k
so
its
kinda
aannoying
when
you
type
like
this
k.
so.
you
are
a
big
party
pooper.
ugh.
lets
all
be
friends
queued xoxo
you
kinda
just
ruined
the
mood
with
your
pointless
‘queued xoxo’
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